Why You Should Swap Your Oatmeal for NoOatmeal

Before I knew anything about Paleo, I’d often make up Oatmeal for breakfast. Especially in the winter, I felt it was the epitome of healthy breakfasts. Now however, I’ve gained a much better understanding about nutrition, so I thought I’d share my reasons for complete avoidance of Oatmeal.

There is something comforting about Oatmeal, particularly on a cold morning. However, NoOatmeal is a far better alternative. NoOatmeal is made using raw nuts & pepitas which you grind in your blender. You then lightly toast the nuts in a saucepan, with some cinnamon. Then you add coconut milk and an egg and stir until ready. How easy is that? Like Oatmeal, it is warm, but unlike Oatmeal I find it far more filling – and I know the ingredients are far better for me. The smell when the nuts are toasting is fantastic! I also like the fact that alone and unprepared I could eat & enjoy the individual ingredients in Noatmeal. Have you ever tried eating raw, unprepared Oats? Not so nice.

So, what’s not great about Oats?

When you eat Oats, they breakdown to glucose which causes an insulin spike in your blood – if you test your blood glucose an hour after eating Oatmeal, you’ll see a big increase (perhaps as high as 140). Regularly allowing your blood sugar levels to increase like is very damaging to your body (and can also lead to conditions like diabetes). Also soon after the spike in blood sugars, there will be a crash – which is the reason you’ll be hungry soon after eating Oatmeal. Nuts and eggs will keep your blood sugar levels constant, which is a far healthier state.

As well as the sugar issues, Oats contain high levels of lectins and phytic acid which are components that can cause intestinal imbalances and block nutrient absorption. Oats also have a high Omega 6 ratio, which in itself is very damaging. Some brands of Oatmeal also contain traces of gluten grains, which are very intolerable to a lot of people.

Whilst you can reduce the lectin and phytic acid content of oats by fermenting them – why not just make yourself some NoOatmeal instead? I tend to have NoOatmeal perhaps once a week, having saved myself time by preparing the ingredients the night before. Other typical breakfasts are scrambled eggs, omelettes, bacon and eggs – and often just last night’s dinner leftovers! Who said breakfast has to be traditional?

NoOatmeal Variations to Keep Things Interesting

Once you’ve discovered how easy and satisfying NoOatmeal can be, it’s fun to start playing with variations to suit your mood, season, or what’s in your pantry. One of the great benefits of this Paleo-friendly breakfast is how customisable it is.

Here are a few delicious flavour combinations to try:

• Vanilla almond: Add a dash of vanilla extract and top with slivered almonds and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
• Apple pie: Stir in grated green apple, nutmeg and cinnamon, and top with a dollop of coconut cream.
• Berry coconut: Fold in some frozen blueberries or raspberries during cooking and top with shredded coconut.
• Choc-nut: Add a teaspoon of raw cacao powder and top with chopped hazelnuts and a few cacao nibs for crunch.

These options are all warm, hearty, and nutrient-dense — ideal for those chilly mornings when you’d otherwise be tempted by a bowl of sugary oats.

Understanding Why Blood Sugar Matters

Blood sugar regulation is at the core of energy, mood, and long-term metabolic health. Meals like Oatmeal, which convert quickly to glucose, can wreak havoc on your blood sugar levels. That initial spike followed by a crash is what leaves many people reaching for snacks an hour or two after breakfast, setting up a pattern of energy dips and cravings for the rest of the day.

By starting your day with a balanced meal like NoOatmeal — rich in healthy fats, moderate protein and low in carbohydrates — you set yourself up for stable energy, mental clarity and reduced hunger throughout the day.

Why Fat and Protein Beat Carbs for Breakfast

The traditional idea of breakfast being carb-centric (think cereals, toast, pancakes and oats) is largely driven by food marketing and convenience, not nutrition. Our bodies actually thrive when we begin the day with fats and proteins, which signal satiety hormones, support cognitive function and help prevent blood sugar spikes.

NoOatmeal delivers just that. The nuts and seeds provide monounsaturated fats and magnesium, the egg contributes high-quality protein, and the coconut milk offers satiating medium-chain triglycerides (MCTs) — all of which contribute to a steady, nourished start to the day.

Batch-Prepping Your NoOatmeal Base

If mornings are rushed, a little preparation goes a long way. You can pre-grind your nuts, pepitas and seeds and store the mix in an airtight jar in the fridge or freezer. This base can then be scooped out and cooked in just a few minutes with coconut milk and a whisked egg.

Consider this simple base mix:

• 1 cup raw almonds
• 1 cup raw walnuts
• ½ cup pepitas
• ¼ cup chia seeds

Blitz in a food processor until finely chopped (not powdery), then store ready to go. This makes weekday breakfasts as quick and easy as any instant cereal — but infinitely more nourishing.

Pairing NoOatmeal With Other Paleo Breakfast Ideas

If you’re feeding a family or enjoy a little variety, NoOatmeal pairs beautifully with other simple Paleo breakfasts. Serve alongside:

• A couple of boiled or poached eggs for extra protein
• A small bowl of fermented vegetables to support gut health
• Some sliced avocado drizzled with lemon and olive oil

This kind of diversity on the breakfast table is what makes Paleo sustainable and enjoyable. There’s no need for bland repetition — and definitely no need for grain-based carbs masquerading as health food.

What About Kids and NoOatmeal?

For parents, getting kids to eat a filling and nutrient-rich breakfast can be a challenge. NoOatmeal is a great solution — it has a porridge-like consistency that’s familiar and can be easily sweetened naturally with mashed banana, apple puree or a few crushed berries.

Let your child top their own bowl with coconut flakes, pumpkin seeds, or sliced strawberries. It’s a great way to get them involved and develop a taste for wholefoods early on.

NoOatmeal and the Gut-Brain Connection

Another advantage of skipping Oatmeal and other grain-heavy breakfasts is improved gut health. The lectins and phytic acid in oats can be irritating to the gut lining and may contribute to leaky gut syndrome in sensitive individuals. For those struggling with autoimmune conditions, brain fog or persistent bloating, eliminating grains can bring rapid and noticeable relief.

NoOatmeal supports the gut-brain axis by avoiding these problematic compounds and replacing them with nutrient-dense, anti-inflammatory foods that nourish your digestive tract and provide clean fuel for your brain.

A Warming Winter Routine Without the Crash

The reason Oatmeal holds such appeal in winter is its warmth and texture. Fortunately, NoOatmeal offers the same comfort factor without the blood sugar rollercoaster or intestinal irritation.

Make it part of your morning ritual — take a few minutes to stand at the stove and stir your breakfast with intention. Enjoy the aroma of cinnamon and toasted nuts. Eat slowly, savouring each bite. These small moments of mindfulness help you start the day grounded and nourished, without relying on caffeine or sugar to get you through.

Final Thoughts: Why I’ll Never Go Back to Oats

Now that I’ve discovered NoOatmeal and truly understand the nutritional impact of my morning meal, I can’t imagine ever going back to grain-based breakfasts. The difference in energy, satiety and mental clarity is too significant to ignore.

If you're still eating Oatmeal because it feels like a healthy habit, I’d encourage you to try a Paleo alternative like NoOatmeal for just a week. Observe how you feel — not just in the moment, but in the hours that follow. You might be surprised just how different your day becomes with the right fuel in your bowl.

What’s your go-to NoOatmeal recipe? Let me know in the comments!